Will American Rise Up?

Crossposted from Left Toon Lane & My Left Wing click to enlarge The Soviets tried to bring down America over and over but there was one simple method they didn't use that would have overwhelmed the American population and opened the door for a silent Soviet Invasion - sleeping pills in the Big Macs. Why? Because I think that is what is happening now. There really needs to be a Bush Scandal Wiki somewhere - just to keep track of all the scandals and crimes against the Constitution, democracy & humanity, war crimes and out right vandalism and theft. I just can't keep up. With that much scandal and democratic disgrace the ONLY explanation I can think of as to why Americans are not rioting in the street is because the Big Macs are chocked full of sleeping pills. The MSM and the Republicans and their "fake rage" followers almost had a coronary over Bill Clinton's brief bout of oral sex, but BushCo gets a pass? Benedict Arnold got a LOT worse for a LOT less. He planned to give up a fort and failed, Bush gave up the Constitution of the United States of America and is still in office. How is that even possible? Maybe it isn't Big Mac doping. Maybe if this were a basketball game and not our freedom, things would be different. And so concludes Howl Qaeda. I hope you enjoyed the series.

Nationalizing Religion In America

click to enlarge Despite our vast differences on politics, deities, eastern vs Lexington BBQ, fav Nascar teams and what not, there is ONE national religion in America and the temple is center court. Ramadan could be seen as the month after the NCAA finals are over. Easter could be recruiting season. But the finals are the High Holy Days. Sacrament is given a few days earlier in the form of a bracket play-off card. The national past time is not really baseball anymore, it is basketball. And the Heels will prove to be angelic this year!