Harry Potter and the Blue Dog Democrats

Crossposted from Left Toon Lane & My Left Wing click to enlarge Lycanthropy as defined my Wikipedia: In folklore, lycanthropy is the ability or power of a human being to undergo transformation into a wolf. There is no better definition for our conservative democrats than that of lycanthropy. You never know when they will explode into a ball of fur, claws and dimwitted logic in the halls of Congress. They are extremely undependable and definitely against the progressive agenda. It was also obvious that he full moon was out when the war funding bill passed recently and we also discovered a lot more of the dogs were blue than we previously expected. Do we do as Harry Potter does, embrace the inner good of the werewolf and help them overcome their issues or should we follow the path of the "all-out" Van Helsing and relegate the blue dogs back to the unemployment line?